Oops

Well, these people seem to be ok. I've been spending less time under my wardrobe (thought it is cozy and shady under there) and more of it on the sofa (an excellent invention!!) I have been perfecting my Sphinx pose, which amises the humans greatly. Also a bit like the 'Down Cat' position in yoga.

Had a bit of an accident yesterday - I lost my string. All 9 inches of it. Haven't got a clue where I put it. Did I hide it? Did I eat it? The humans think I ate it, so they took me to the Vee-Ee-Tee at midnight (and on a bank holiday too - they must be made of money). I confused them by walking right into my kitty carrier. Wish I hadn't. They made me puke up my dinner and then I wasn't allowed anything until breakfast. And the drugs made my legs wobbly. Fell off the windowsill :( Still, I get Will to stroke my head all day today. And he was going to go out and play in the sunshine. Ha! These humans are easy to control when they're worried. I wonder what happens next with the string thing?

Unfortunately I think that my string days are over. I'll have to go back to killing my evil escaping wooly mouse instead. And the human toes. They squeak really well.

Better sign off and look sickly.

Gordon